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Joke of the Day

"My name is jafar, I came from afar, I got a bomb in my car, Allah Uakbar"

"Well well well if it isn't my old nemesis, long division."

"Cop: you know why I pulled you over? Me: You thought I was black? Cop: Haha. Yep. You're free to go sir"

"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."

"Auto-correct walks into a bar... And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'"

"Whoever said that all press is good press... clearly hasn't heard of Lostprophets."

"Did you guys know that my son is a really big star? Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers."

"Want to hear a joke about time travel? I'll tell you yesterday."

"My 8 told me he likes Skillrex because it sounds like what Transformers would sound like if they quit saving the world and formed a band."

"If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America."