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Joke of the Day
"My name is jafar, I came from afar, I got a bomb in my car, Allah Uakbar"
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"Vending machines are so homophobic Like, I'm sorry my dollar bill wasn't straight enough for you."
"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess I should have put the oven on aloha setting..."
"My sex life is like a Ferrari I don't have one :("
"Ever heard of Black Jesus? I hear he's pretty hung."
"Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West? Because they all wore mittens."
"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"
"My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out."
"I like my women like I like my panic attacks Ready to fuck me without a moment's notice"