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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches."
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"Why does Tom Cruise like Scientology? It's given him a great cult following"
"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."
"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"
"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"
"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."
"[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony? The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule"
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."
"I like to eat a handful of paperclips right before I walk through a metal detector cuz I got all day, pal."
"When I moved to LA I moved in with the HOTTEST chick... But she found out I was living there and called the police."