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Joke of the Day

"I only date Chinese women... They are used to seeing tons of red flags"

"What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman that won't do what she's told."

"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."

"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!"

"One time I was in a bar and there was this really weird guy pouring booze all over his hand. Turned out he was trying to get his date drunk"

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's."" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55."

"I could argue that someone passing out in the punchline enhances the joke, but that would be faint praise indeed."

"6 months ago my doctor gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay my bill today, he decided to give me another 6 months."