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Joke of the Day

"The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with murder. They expect the trial to last 30 days"

"Why do squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry."

"Server friend was complaining about her pay at local restaurant Server friend was complaining about her job at local restaurant. So I say, ""Don't worry. Good things come those who wait."""

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's."" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"The difference between Indiana and California In Indiana there are lots of budding young farmers. In California there are lots of young bud farmers."

"I don't know when but there was a moment in my life when food changed from friend to lover."

"You know you're old when You see your favorite pornstar under the milf category"

"Do you know the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."

"The only kind of meat a priest can eat on a Friday..... is nun."

"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."