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Joke of the Day

"Why did the photographer get arrested? He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents."

"The last time I refused a beer... I misunderstood the question"

"Why don't gangsters play quidditch? They always just kill the snitch."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."

"I was sailing a yacht with my stomach, abseiling"

"What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated"

"Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? Because she's probably thick and tired of it!"

"What Do You Call A Group... Of both crows and ducks, of which the ratio is 80% ducks and 20% crows? A murder most fowl."

"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"

"April Fools Day The one day out of the year where all of reddit becomes /r/nottheonion"