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Joke of the Day
"my wife is so ungrateful for christmas I got her an electric chair and she won't even sit in it."
Next Joke
"What did the cow say to her husband when he denied pooping in the living room? That's bullshit!"
"Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots."
"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."
"Is my corny pun... A-maize-zing?"
"How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!"
"What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street, then one got a-salted"
"The larger the implants, the more likely she'll be confused by a push/pull door."
"A man walks into the doctor's office wearing nothing but cellophane (saran-wrap). Dr. says, ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""