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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence? one has claws at the end of it's paws...the other has a pause at the end of it's clause."

"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"

"Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it."

"Blonde Brain Cells Q: How do blondes' brain cells die? A: Alone."

"What was the name of the Antartic terrorist group? ICEis"

"Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land."

"If Kung Fu Panda taught me anything, it's that obese people can be accepted...so long as they know kung fu."

"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"befor they had dog cops they tried cat cops but the cats kept meowing at the policemans durimg the stakeouts"

"Not a mean plane joke. Wouldnt want to make a joke about the air asia flight as it would be plane wrong and offensive."