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Joke of the Day
"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."
Next Joke
"Shoutout to the wife for stacking her shampoo bottles in the shower like she's on her last 3 turns on Jenga."
"Pony: ""I love hay so much I-"" Dad: ""Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?"" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*"
"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."
"How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, change comes from within."
"What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea? Nigeria"
"""It's a boy! "" Frank exclaimed. ""It's a boy!"" And he never visited Bangkok ever again."
"Sometimes I think I have ADD... ...oh look a bird!"
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants."
"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes!"