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Joke of the Day

"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."

"Wife called up her mom and said, ""He fought with me again,I'm coming to live with you."" Mom replied, no no my daughter, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you."

"What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""We don't serve mushrooms here!"" So the mushroom says, ""Hey come on, I'm a fungi!"""

"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"

"Capital letters. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Just paid 2 dollars in quarters to put air in my tire... This inflation is out of control."

"Why did Ray Bradbury use heated lube? It was a pleasure to burn."

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much it is for a beer. The bartender says ; ""For you.. No charge!"""

"I freaked out my mailman today when I came to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what shocked him more, my naked body, or the fact that I knew where he lived."