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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff."
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"My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name."
"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"
"A tale of two tomatoes. Once there were two tomatoes crossing a street when a car hit one of them. The one not hit turns around and says nothing due to the shock he had seeing his friend die."
"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"
"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."
"what is the hardest part about having a daughter in your early 20's? Fighting all of those physically fit teenagers when you're in your late 30's."
"Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance."
"Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs to cocaine bellied pigs."
"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."