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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff."
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"I like my women like I like my whiskey (NSFW) Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke."
"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."
"My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera."
"What should you do if a bird poos on your car? Don't ask her out again"
"are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]"
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty."
"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
"[riddle] What's yellow and curved? What's yellow and curved?"
"Need Terrorism Jokes for a Terrorism and Communication class. Help a brother out!"