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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !"

"Sometimes I think my wife's a bit shallow I wouldn't want the dog digging her up"

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission."

"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."

"I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today."

"If there are two things Trump voters hate... The first is being called, ""racist."" And the second is black people."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? It's hard to pick one, but the flag is a big plus."

"I sing in the shower. I think I sound pretty good. The other people in the gym don't agree."

"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"

"I turned off Auto-Correct for the first time, and now my new girlfriend thinks she has a face that launched a 1000 shits."