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Joke of the Day

"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep the beet."

"Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog ""Gotta Go Fast?"" It is a running joke on the internet"

"how is bungee jumping like having sex? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks"

"I hope ""citibank"" is better at math than spelling."

"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"

"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."

"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."

"So I heard you like cheese sticks What are you, a gay cheese?"

"If porn is so bad... why are there so many nuns in it?"

"What do you call a Mexican in trouble with the law Juanted"