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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep the beet."
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"What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser? They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world."
"My wife was on eBay this afternoon... No bids yet"
"Hi, how much for this torture device? Sir, that's a wedding ring."
"Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip? Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be ""on your side"" . . ."
"Reading an article about how more kids are ""experimenting with drugs""... What does that mean? More kids tripping in lab coats?"
"Instead of sending an ""e-card,"" why not swing by & fart in my mouth?"
"People that type in all caps are... Capitalists."
"What do you call a Jamaican redditor? [Le]mon"
"I just heard a horrific story about a man who left his house without his phone."