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Joke of the Day

"Did you know... Jesus invented cross-training"

"This is why I drink. - Me, doing anything sober."

"Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up? It was a wannabe wallaby!"

"What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs? thepiratebay"

"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""

"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."

"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."

"One day my kids are gonna be like ""please let us off the roof"" and ill reply ""400 on black"" because ill be at a roulette table far far away."

"10 minutes into the work day and this subreddit is like the frozen section at the butcher shop. There are no fresh links."

"Shout out to Mother Earth! She's 4.6 billion years old and still getting hotter."