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Joke of the Day
"Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs? The Bannisters"
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"Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon."
"How often do I make a chemistry joke? Periodically."
"On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came."
"A cat falls into water, which makes the rooster laugh Moral of the story: a wet pussy makes a happy cock"
"What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."
"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."
"Why was Jesus not born in Australia? Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin."
"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"