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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""

"I have a life pro tip I never wear condoms"

"I recently found out my blood type is A+ However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?"

"Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son."

"Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!"

"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."

"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""

"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."

"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."

"What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke."