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"Why can't atheists solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
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"[Mysoginistic joke] What's the definition of the perfect woman? Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight."
"Dad joke: What time do monkeys poop? Tree turdy."
"Is there a month between April and June? May be"
"Jobs that do not exist anymore Steve"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"
"It's a man's job to respect a woman. But, it's a woman's job to give him something to respect..."
"A Baptist, a Mormon, and a Muslim walk into a bar... The Baptist says, ""What the hell are we doing here?"""
"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."
"I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse... And then it clicked."