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Joke of the Day
"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women..."
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"I dream of a day when my toddler can poop and the entire neighborhood doesn't have to hear her say she's done."
"What do you call a drunk executioner? A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes"
"I have a great knock-knock joke... but you have to start it."
"The awkward moment when you remember something but you don't know if it was real or just a dream."
"What's fatter than your mom? Your mom after her next meal."
"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."
"Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!"
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"