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Joke of the Day
"What did the rock say to the other rock? Im hard"
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"Single men everywhere strain to make one major change this new year... their bed sheets."
"You don't have a Twitter account. Twitter has a You account."
"Uh oh. My car's GPS asked me, ""Who's Siri?"""
"Two Peanuts were Walking though the Park and one was a salted."
"What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)"
"The amount of time you spend cleaning your house before a friend comes over is inversely proportional to the quality of that friendship."
"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."
"I was feeling depressed, then saw a guy with one arm and thought ""oh man, I could be getting so much more sympathy if I was missing an arm!"""
"Dating tip: don't mention your time as a Boy Scout, let your sash full of badges do the talkin."