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Joke of the Day
"My friend found out recently that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."
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"Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do It's just that most people don't have thyme."
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls are."
"A vulture boards a plane... ...carrying with him two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion."""
"What's the worst part of... About locking your keys in your car outside the abortion clinic? Going in to ask for at coat hanger."
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer..... ........ than the men who mention it."
"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
"I don't know if this is a good idea. Narrator: He knew, in fact, it was an awful idea."
"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."