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Joke of the Day

"The meanest man in the world Is the Warden who put a tack on the electric chair."

"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"

"Every dog, in a previous life, has been murdered by a shoe."

"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"

"Q: Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? A: Because she didn't want to go."

"Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, ""Are you ok?"" And the other replies, ""Olive!"""

"What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common? It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap."

"Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. Because they can plant churches."

"Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !"

"Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *adjusts beer helmet* no"