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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a penis and a red light? My girlfriend won't blow a red light."
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"What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !"
"We're supposed to get snow, But right now it's still up in the air."
"How do you fit an elephant in a teacup? You take the f out of way. ~~say it out loud if you don't get it~~"
"Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don't get orange. No weirdos."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns But then he forgot, Toucan play that game"
"What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin"
"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""
"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""
"Holiday Tip: if you boil a turd on low heat the whole house smells like farts."