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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits."

"What do you mean I can't change the past? *logs on to Wikipedia*"

"t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t t i t ~ just dotting some i's and crossing some t's."

"Gun, while only being a letter away from gum, is definitely not something that your teacher wants you to share with the rest of the class."

"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."

"I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant ""I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play too."""

"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."

"I watched what many consider the worst Star Trek episode ever, but I didn't think it was too bad. I guess I just have a lower Threshold for quality."

"Flowjob When a woman won't have sex because she's on her period, so she offers you a flowjob."

"I found the quickest way for a woman to make you a millionaire. See, first you need to be a billionaire..."