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Joke of the Day
"What is a junkies favorite drink? Hepsi"
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"Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me. I hate when people Patronize me"
"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere."
"How many Jews does it take to change Hitler's mind? None, there has to be no Jews."
"""Cheese cannon!"" ""Terminator eyes!"" ""Solar powered cat translator!"" I'm the reason genies limit you to 3 wishes."
"Where does Charlie Sheen shop? At Winners."
"What type of battery does The Fonz use? AAAA"
"It's all fun and games until you notice the *rocket* in your nephew's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."
"Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says ""Dude, gross. I'm eating."""
"The difference between ""like"" ""love"" and ""in love"" is the same as the difference between ""for now"" ""for a while"" and ""forever"""