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"What is a junkies favorite drink? Hepsi"
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"Every time Larry picked up his colleagues in NJ and drove them to NYC, his wrists started hurting. He was diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome."
"When life hands you lemons, help me throw them at the kids on my lawn."
"Two ninjas walk into a bar. They stole several glasses and a Vodka bottle, without the bartender noticing."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"
"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"
"Every time we disagree she suddenly wants a threesome, saying ""Now you're gonna fuck a nargue with me."" Please help me find a hot nargue."
"If you don't like being a door mat....then get off the floor"
"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""