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Joke of the Day

"[mob about to stone a sinner] JESUS: Stop! Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. [mob drops rocks] JESUS: [picks up rock]"

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."

"Limerick I learnt at my all boys school There once was a man name of 'Dave' who kept a dead whore in a cave. She started to stink, and was no longer pink, but think of the money he saved!"

"I've been studying the Cold War and nuclear weapons for history class non-stop... ...it's driving me MAD."

"Why do vultures hate flying? Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss"

"I once met a man from Nantucket... ...He didn't understand limericks, either."

"A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"What do I call my pasta friend? Ma Caroni! (my crony)"

"If I get an email headed ""Dear Friend"", I know it's a scam. I don't have friends"

"a woman wrote a c function to calculate the weight of her breasts the program crashed due to stack overflow"