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Joke of the Day
"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
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"I don't want this month to end because the puppy on my calendar is extra cute."
"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"
"Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity... He says ""It's not my fault doctor, obesity runs in my family."" Doctor replies, ""No the problem is no one runs in your family."""
"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."
"me: damnit, i forgot to get my bus fare reimbursed this month sally: go see gary in HR, he's pretty flexible [walks in on gary doing yoga]"
"Zombies..stay away from junk people or you'll gain a shit-ton of weight."
"I call my girlfriend Dumbledore Because she's the real headmaster"
"Fortune Teller The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!"
"Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass"