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Joke of the Day
"So I says to him I says, Rectum!? Damn near killed him!"
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"What's black, blue, and red all over? The Grudge at a rave."
"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."
"How many x does it take to change a lightbulb? f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype."
"Why do midgets laugh when they run through grass? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."
"Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much? They love to pump kin."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support over here or people will think we're nuts."
"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just Let It Go. As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter"
"I sat next to this attractive Thai girl on the train... I kept thinking *don't get an erection*,*don't get an erection*, but she did."