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Joke of the Day
"What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns? East Timor?"
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"Don't have phone sex Because you'll get hearing aids"
"My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette. Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore."
"How do epileptics greet people? They shake."
"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."
"For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed."
"I'm curious about the French flag. When did they add the blue and red stripes?"
"Why did the porn star end up in the E.R.? One too many blows to the head. My only original joke. I'll see myself out."
"[Racist] Why did Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left"" in her music video? Because niggers don't have rights."
"What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions? A gallop poll."