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Joke of the Day

"My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette. Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore."

"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."

"If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination There will be hell toupe (Converted from another joke found in this board!)"

"[bar trivia night] and remember no using your phones unless it's an emergency me: [five minutes later] hello 911? are butterflies insects?"

"Cheer up grumpy asthmatics by replacing the gas in their inhalers with helium."

"A faster than light neutrino! Knock Knock! Who's there? New. New who?"

"What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about? AVOCADO'S NUMBER!"

"I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?"

"If a candidate takes Virginia.. it will make his caucus hard."