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Joke of the Day
"How do epileptics greet people? They shake."
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"Why is my algebra textbook so sad? It has a lot of problems."
"I remember... when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days."
"Kim Kardashian as First Lady"
"A black man and his son are walking on the beach... ... the son asks ""Dad, can I play with your wiener?"" [](/sp) The dad says ""Okay, but don't go too far."""
"Mario! Are you coming to save me from Bowser's Castle? PEACH I MIGHT BE"
"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"
"I really like some metamorphic rocks... They're the schist!"
"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."
"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting."