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Joke of the Day
"I'm curious about the French flag. When did they add the blue and red stripes?"
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"Not all fat people are jolly Some of them are women"
"I want to start a towing company. I'll name it Jaques Crew Tow."
"If Helen Keller was a pokemon.. ..she'd be a Mewtwo."
"""Daddy, may I trouble you to clean a shocking amount of poo off my genitalia?"" - if babies could talk"
"I bet Vegans that become zombies must really struggle with the whole brain-eating lifestyle..."
"If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you."
"Racist comments... Just like grandma used to make"
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... .....black and with a dick in it."
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them."