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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Italian that died? He pasta way"
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"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"
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"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""
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