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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"
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"What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5"
"If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does..."
"Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred."
"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."
"By all sensible rules of anatomy, if you have shit for brains, you shouldn't be alive. Science, people."
"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"
"What do fat girls do in the summer? Stink"
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"
"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range."