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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"
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"My girlfriend has a twin I asked for a threesome once and amazingly she said yes! Not only was her twin better looking but he was an all round great guy as well"
"Jesus may have turned water into wine But I turned a whole student loan check into vodka"
"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"
"What do you call a blind German? A nazi."
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"
"I wish work was like high school when I could just poop my pants to get sent home."
"Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"
"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"
"Sex is a lot like pizza... Even when it's bad, you still have to pay for it."