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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hobo who becomes a pimp? Rags to bitches"

"My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full."

"I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!"

"Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair..."

"Margret Thatcher Walks Up to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter looks at her and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"15 year olds be like I remember 9/11"

"My couch has gotten so much ass today."

"I just want to be rich enough that I don't have to watch DIY videos on YouTube every time something in my house breaks."

"Sex is kinda like pizza... It tastes better without rubber."

"Why was hitler bad with directions? Because three reichs don't make a left."