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Joke of the Day

"One of my dad's favorites about flying ""You know there are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky. They have never left one up there."""

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"*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*"
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