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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market? Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!"

"So from now on I believe in talking bears until someone can logically explain how that Ted scene just happened on the #oscars"

"My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too high but I take everything with a grain of salt."

"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."

"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"

"Old MacDonald was dyslexic H-R-T-Q-P"

"Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache"

"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."

"Funny prank: Put a cinder block in someone's pillowcase and right when they say ""What the fuck?!"" let like six wolves into their room."

"Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them and now it's a really touchy subject"