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Joke of the Day
"The kids love this one! Why does Santa have such a Big Sack? Because he only comes once a year."
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"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday"
"Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?"
"Remember, if you gently caress a State Trooper's cheek they gotta let you go without a ticket."
"My grandma has dementia the saddest part is watching her slowly forget about Dre"
"Why do melons insist on having big weddings? Because they just cantaloupe."
"If I were a superhero, I'd be Pizza Man. My one-liners would be cheesy, and I'd save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free."
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!"
"Having erectile dysfunction must be hard Oh wait... No, never mind."