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Joke of the Day
"New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans."
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"that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again"
"So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day... and the punchline had him in stitches!"
"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""
"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass"
"Wanna ruin a girl's day? Respond to her next text with ""Who is this?"""
"How do you make a fireman cry? Kill his family."
"TL;DR The fine bros me: i'm allergic to peanuts fine bros: is that an allergic reaction? me: yes fine bros: see you in court"
"If you smoke a lot of cigarettes & gaze out of a window while your foot is propped up on something you can figure out pretty much anything."
"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"