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Joke of the Day
"New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans."
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"If you have 10 apples and Michael takes 6. What colour is Michael?"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
"COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen."
"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"
"What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries? A pirate aye!"
"An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii."
"What is the most searched word on Bing? Google."
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