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Joke of the Day
"If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President"
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"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."
"What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow"
"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""
"In marriage there are 3 types of rings The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
"I get all my indisputable political facts from what my uncle Harold posts on Facebook. Like did u know Obama killed the last living unicorn?"
"There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve.. It was an apple, and a very bad one at that. It only took one byte for everything to crash."
"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."
"What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot? A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball."
"When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely... ... fo' sizzle."