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Joke of the Day

"If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President"

"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."

"What did the bird say when it flew into the window? Owl"

"[on a speed date] *2 min long fart* ""It was nice meeting you."""

"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."

"I'm pitching a prison dating show called 'America's Next Top Bottom'"

"Him: You need to work on your communication skills Me: [through megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC"

"Transitioning to a Smurf Today I'm excited to announce I'm transitioning to a Smurf...starting with my balls."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"*In the elevator* Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down? Me: No. We're just friends Guy: ...."