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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix Hitler with a dolphin? Adolfphin"

"Why could the drunk man only move left? The officer hadn't read him his rights."

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"How high can Miss Piggy count? 68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat..."

"Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread."

"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"

"What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common? Both have had to adjust for inflation."

"Pfizer has come out with a new tablet after Viagra. To honor Tiger Woods, they have named it Tiagra. The punch line: Good for 18 holes."

"Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants... ...mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?"

"Why are tourists to Scotland wrongly arrested as pedophiles? They say they came for the 12-year-old Scotch."