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Joke of the Day

"How high can Miss Piggy count? 68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat..."

"Why do crippled kids get picked on so much? Because they can't stand up for themselves."

"With great power comes great electricity bill."

"What do you call it when a jaeger licks your butthole? Pacific Rim Job."

"The best things in life require no pants."

"Music Joke A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar. The bartender says to the C chord ""I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."""

"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."

"[The Twitter Breakdown of 2015] Angry mobs storm the streets, forcing clever wordplay down the throats of unsuspecting, innocent bystanders"

"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"

"A guy named Michael was rushed to the emergency room one night and had to have heart surgery.. I guess you could say it was open Mike night."