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Joke of the Day

"Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants... ...mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?"

"I set up a camera to record my wife for our sex tape I didn't realize it was motion activated so it didn't record a thing."

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"

"See if this carries thru in txt 1)Knock knock. 2)Who's there? 1)Interrupting chicken. 2)Inter.. 1)..BUK BKOCK!!!!"

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says ""I feel cold."" The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost."

"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."

"What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it"

"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."