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Joke of the Day

"So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce."

"Expecting your guy to be romantic all the time is like expecting you to behave like a porn star all the time."

"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."

"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"

"What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off."

"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."

"I caught a lot lizard the other day.... Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figure out what to feed it..."

"A joke walks into a bar... Bartender says woah! I've never *meta* joke before"

"My new neighbour is fat, obnoxious and loud... Now I know how Canada feels"

"How to make a plumber to cry How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family. :)"