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Joke of the Day

"Expecting your guy to be romantic all the time is like expecting you to behave like a porn star all the time."

"A group of IPhones walk into a bar Bartender: Get out! IPhones: Why? Bartender: I know you don't have any money! IPhones: How? Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!"

"Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from? Neil: I dunno where Buzz: the moooon haha .. .. *single gunshot* Neil: uh Houston we have a problem"

"Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way"

"The sooner one of you ladies takes one for the team' and becomes my girlfriend, they sooner I leave the REST of you alone!"

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"Haven't worn a watch in 20+ years. Coincidentally, I haven't poured my drink on the floor when asked for the time in 20+ years."

"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"

"I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all... They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion."

"I have decided that I am not a 30 something. I am 29.95, plus shipping and handling."