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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells ""WHO SLEPT WITH MY WIFE! I'M GONNA KILL 'EM!"" A man calmly stands up and says, ""You ain't got enough bullets, mate."""

"Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart and stopped littering"

"Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential."

"What do you call a native american women that has 2 periods a month? a 2 cycle engine"

"The dominating wife A woman at an optician's shop: I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband. He is still not seeing things my way!"

"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."

"It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?"

"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."

"How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!"

"Three gay deer walk out of a bar: One turns to the others and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""