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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't cremations given out for free? Because you have to urn them."
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"What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!"
"Why are you even asking me that mom. I love jumping off bridges, either by myself or as a group, you know that."
"My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting."
"Britain's got pretty racist since the referendum; I was behind a Latvian couple in Tesco yesterday and the lady behind the checkout asked if they wanted any help packing..."
"Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city. *enters initials"
"""Why do Jews hate sex?"" ""Because the pussy is too close to the gas chamber."" Cody Edwards"
"What do you call a dog riding in a submarine? A subwoofer."
"Doctor's office A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit masturbating. The man asks why . The doctor says, ""So I can examine you""."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan"