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Joke of the Day

"You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."

"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"

"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""

"How much for the vacation home? Sir, this is a coffin."

"My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy."

"[The Second Coming] Jesus:""People of the Earth! I have returned with news of God's love an-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."

"What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !"

"When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."