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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a cock sucker, then I took an arrow to knee."
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"What's the difference between an ""Ooh"" and an ""Aah""? About 5 inches."
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything"
"Why did the English major break up with the pilot? Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over."
"What does Garfield like in his bed? Pussy"
"You lost your phone when its' on silent? well too bad! If you liked it, you should have put a RING on it."
"You know why it is that when a flock of birds fly in a 'V' formation one side is always longer the other? There's more birds on that side."
"Yo mama so black when she goes outside the street lights come on"
"With great power comes great electricity bill."
"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"