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Joke of the Day

"I used to be a cock sucker, then I took an arrow to knee."

"Does Rapunzel use the shampoo ""Head & Shoulders, knees & Toes."""

"Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a ""holiday"" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica."

"My sister got upset that I washed our puppy with my own, human shampoo. I reassured her it had already been tested on dogs."

"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"

"(Me giving a Rorschach test) What do you see? Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one? Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again."

"It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse ""Right of Way"" with ""Immortality."""

"Pretty sure my first black friend was ""The Wire."""

"Pizza delivery boy . . . What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"

"How do you make pickle bread? You need dill dough."