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Joke of the Day
"If ISIS were a Pokemon, which would they be? Voltorb; they're always using self destruct"
Next Joke
"She's Smart! ""You are so kind, funny and beautiful."" ""Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed."" ""And smart, too!"""
"are their jew witout big nose... yas, but onli aftar nose removal"
"Tall Grande at Venti. It's the midget psychic at large in the perspective of Starbucks. Can I get internet points now?"
"My best friend told me that he had super powers... ... I told him to suck his own dick."
"I was hanging out with some lesbians... Yes, I do have a penis. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you."
"I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare."
"The zoo only has one animal it's a shih tzu."
"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."
"another bar joke a duck walks into a bar wearing a shoe. the bartender says, ""so you lost a shoe?"" and the duck says, ""no, i found one"""