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Joke of the Day

"are their jew witout big nose... yas, but onli aftar nose removal"

"If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?"

"Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers."

"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."

"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it."

"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."

"Looking for a good retractable leash. when I walk my turtle I hate when it gets to far ahead of me"

"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."

"I have read so many things about the impact of smoking and drinking alcohol I think I will quit reading soon."

"Out of 11, how bad is your OCD?"