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Joke of the Day

"I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat."

"If I want to hear good gospel music... ...I go to Christian Dingle .com"

"Can't trust em, y'all... http://imgur.com/gallery/OEtxUYb"

"What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un (From my younger brother)."

"My husband told me I had to choose between him and the cats. I miss him sometimes."

"Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors"

"Help! My husband's too controlling! Edit: No he's not, he's a really nice guy"

"What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano? He played many more pieces."

"Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach."

"A man walks up to a taxi -How much would it cost to drive me to the center? -5 bucks -What if my wife comes as well? -Still 5 bucks. -Do you see now honey. You ARE worthless."