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Joke of the Day

"Help! I need a communist christmas one liner! Going to a Christmas party with a communist christmas sweater. Need a good one liner... help!"

"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"

"I had my first PBR and it turns out that the stuff is just beer. It's just beer everyone"

"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"

"I've started up a chip shop in Auschwitz. I called it ""Arbeit Macht Fries""."

"Double negatives: A big No No"

"A Roman walks into a Bar. He holds up 2 Fingers and says ""Five Beers Please."""

"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep"

"""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender... ""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender. A time traveller walks into a bar."